you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.