If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.