I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now