I need help removing her.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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