WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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