I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Dear god my vagina.
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