So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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