can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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