when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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