So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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