I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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