Well douche your snatch and let's go!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I feel great
I just peed on a car
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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