Midget sex pt 2 tonight
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Randomize
