My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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