HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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