My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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