if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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