You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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