Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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