If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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