Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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