I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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