Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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