im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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