She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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