Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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