I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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