I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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