I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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