I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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