That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015