You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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