My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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