I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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