so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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