That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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