haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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