For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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