Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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