Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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