the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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