apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
21 Bartenders That Are Definitely Winning At Their Jobs
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.