so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.