Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Sex on roller skates
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.