Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.