i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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