making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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