She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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