So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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