Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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