ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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