At least make sure they are 18
Why
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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