dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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