What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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