Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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