quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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