quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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