Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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