You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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